Name: Porky Minch
Gender: Male
Place of Origin: Onett
Eyes: Unknown
Hair: Blonde
Debut: Mother 2 (1994)
Voice Actor: Trey Parker

Bio:
Porky Minch is a self-centered, rotten brat who lives next door to Ness. As Ness’ adventure progresses, Porky is rapidly led astray and becomes Giygas' right-hand man. Afterward, he goes missing in time and then reappears in the Nowhere Islands.

BASIC INFO:

Intro: The Spider Mech materializes with Porky sitting in the machine. The glass dome seals shut and Porky enters his fighting stance.
Outro: A Mini Porky brings over food only to be tacked out of the way, with the food being snatched from it. Porky throws a Ness voodoo doll and catches it twice in his hand and on the third throw, crushing it in his grip while the head pops off. Porky then hops into his mech, laughs, and teleports away.
Taunt: Porky laughs as he pulls out food and eats it while saying, “You should call your mommy!”
Standard Costumes:
-Classic Costume 1: His Spider Mech from Mother 3.
Premium Costumes:
-Premium Costume 1: His Spider Mech from Earthbound.
Cosplay Costumes:
-Cosplay Costume 1: Stewie Griffin from Family Guy.

COMMAND LIST:

Basic Attacks:

[Standing]
Light Attack – Porky stabs the opponent with one of his mech’s arms.
Medium Attack – Porky stabs the opponent with the legs of his mech.
Heavy Attack – Porky crushes the opponent with one of his mech’s arms, causing a ground bounce.
Launcher – Porky uses the arms of his mech to stab the opponent upwards.

[Crouching]
Light Attack – Porky stabs the opponent with one of his mech’s arms.
Medium Attack – Porky stabs the opponent in the legs with the mech’s legs.
Heavy Attack – Porky sweeps the ground with one of his mech’s legs.

[Air]
Light Attack – Porky stabs the opponent with the arms of his mech.
Medium Attack – Porky stabs the opponent with the legs of his mech.
Heavy Attack – Porky slams the opponent downward.

Special Attacks:

Numbing Spray (Back-Forward-Light): Porky's mech will spout two sprayers on its sides, and spray two clouds of a substance which causes the opponent to be unable to move. This attack can be charged. The longer the charge, the longer the opponent will be numbed. This move does no damage or knockback.

Mecha Porky Drone (Down-Down-Medium): Porky's Robot will shoot out a Mecha-Porky. The Mecha-Porky will run around the arena for a bit, trying to run into the opponent. If they touch the opponent, they will trip and explode. If they are hit with an attack of any kind, they will still trip and explode. After 5 seconds have passed, and they haven't hit anyone, they'll explode anyway. The explosion does a great deal of damage and great knockback.

Vomit (Back-Back-Down-Attack): Porky briefly opens the cockpit of his mech before vomiting on the ground. The opponent will slide on the puddle if he/she touches it, leaving him/her vulnerable to attack.

Stinky Gas (Back-Back-Heavy): Porky’s mech rears back on its hind legs and, with a fart noise, sprays out a cloud of stinky gas. While this gas deals no damage, it causes whoever is in it to choke, cough and gag, leaving them completely vulnerable to attack. The gas dissipates and players can move again.

Piggy Laser (Back-Back-Forward-Attack): Porky fires a yellow X-shaped laser from his mech’s arms. The projectile is large, yet somewhat slow compared to other projectiles. Travels in a straight line until it hits something or leaves the screen.

Electro-Lightning (Forward-Forward-Down-Attack): Porky's mech will jump into the air and then start to hover, while holding out a Red Orb under the Mech. After 3 seconds pass, the Mech will fire a deadly bolt of lightning downward from the Orb, then fall.

Hyper Combos:

Pig King Statue (Back-Back-Down-Attack X2): Porky calls down the Pig King Statue, and disappears into the background. You can now control the Pig King Statue for 15 seconds. The Statue can walk and jump. Touching it at all does 14% damage and great knockback, and getting hit by the jump does 18% damage and intense knockback.

Heavily Armed Porky (Down-Down-Forward-Forward-Attack X2): Porky’s mech grabs the opponent, followed by throwing him/her into the air. The mech then does a handstand and does its Electro-Lightning attack from an upwards angle, which hits the opponent before they fall back down.

Quotes:

Intro Quotes:
-“Come and get me, loser!”
-“Do you want to scream for help?”
-“And here you stand, waiting to be burned up with all the rest of the garbage in the universe…”
-“Ness!...It’s been a while.” (vs. Ness)
-“You heroes are so boring.” (vs. Mario/Luigi)
-“I don’t feel like playing with you anymore.” (vs. Dimentio)
-“Broken toys! I hate ‘em!” (vs. Ultron)
-“I must be experiencing absolute terror!” (vs. Blackheart)
-“Hey, I’m no psycho!” (vs. Punisher)
-“Your robot arms are nothing compared to my Spider Mech’s!” (vs. Doctor Octopus)
-“I like your battlesuit. I’ll take it with me!” (vs. Beetle)
-“I’m gonna cook you up into some calamari.” (vs. Shuma-Gorath)
-“You better shut up, fat head!” (vs. M.O.D.O.K.)
-“You betrayed me?! Well then, you leave me no choice…” (vs. Giygas)

Outro Quotes:
-“Why not go run home to mommy?!”
-“Let’s be friends…HAH! Sucker!”
-“AHAHA...AHA...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!” (vs. Ness)
-“You’re gonna become my new toy!” (vs. Ultron)
-“You know, my heart is beating incredibly fast.” (vs. Blackheart)
-“So much for those robot octopus arms…” (vs. Doctor Octopus)
-“That’s what you get for not sharing!” (vs. Beetle)
-“You paid the ultimate price!” (vs. Giygas)

Post-Match Victory Text:
-“There is only one god, and that is me!”
-“Why not call your mommy, Ness! Say, ‘Mommy! Daddy! I'm so frightened! I think I'm gonna wet my pants!’” (vs. Ness)
-“What's the matter? Are you scared? Are you gonna wet your pants?! HAHAHAHAHA! What a big stupid ol' baby you are!” (vs. Luigi)
-“Let me tell you something about being a god. It is a life of loneliness and boredom. Now do you see?! Now do you understand the sadness Porky bears now that he's Godlike?” (vs. Shuma-Gorath)
-“Your floating wheelchair stinks! My Absolutely Safe Capsule here makes me immortal! How you like 'em apples, Humpty Dumpty?!” (vs. M.O.D.O.K.)

In-Battle Quotes:
-“Fly my pretty!”
-“Stop right there!”
-“Unfair.”
-“Take this!”
-“NOOOOOO!” (Defeat cry)
-“Not…fair…” (Defeat by a light attack)
-“Impossible…” (Time over)
-“You cannot escape!”
-“Kerbloom!”

Kirby Hat: Porky Minch's hair and two mechanical spider legs that protrude from his back

Theme: Unfounded Revenge/Smashing Song of Praise – Super Smash Bros. Brawl

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Ending:

(Porky Minch has a now infant Giygas trapped in a cube of glass.)

Porky Minch: “You thought you could easily best me after backstabbing me, huh? Well, you’ll soon learn what happens when people betray me.”

(Porky uses this opportunity to let Giygas take over his body, making him more powerful. Porky’s skin is now pale and discolored as a result.)

Porky Minch: “You better watch out, Ness and Lucas. I am coming for both of you!”